Happy Birthday FAIZI 💀🎂

📸 Court Evidence

Ye Kaun Hai Bhai 💀

"Taller, Smart, Lean..." — khud hi likha 😭

faizii_x_ — 1 post, full attitude 😂

↑ Video isliye daali taake sab judge kar sakein properly 😭

📋 Status Fact Check

Usne Khud Likha Tha... 😭

📏 Taller	Danda pakad ke khada tha height boost ke liye 😭
🧠 Smart	Ye site dekh ke realize hoga kitna 💀
🪶 Lean	Ya sirf kapray oversized hain bhai? 🤔
🎵 Good taste in music	Britney Manson FASHION — khud genre bana di 😂
💪 Loves gym	Gym love karna aur jaana alag cheez hai bhai
🤫 Shy asf	Itna shy ke status pe CV daali 😭
💍 One women guy	Aur 1 Instagram post bhi — consistent hai 😂
😎 Introvert	Introvert lekin "janu" bhi public status pe — okay bhai

🔥 Official Roast

Seedha Dil Pe 🎯

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Low Angle Era

Profile pic — sky background, b&w, neeche se angle. Bhai Oscar dene chahiye photographer ko itna sabr rakhne ke liye.

Cinematic Universe

👔

Gray-on-Gray

Shalwar kameez, railing pakdi, ooper dekha, socha "han ye aesthetic hai." Bhai ye photoshoot tha ya bijli ka kaam? 💀

Fashion Emergency

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1 Post. 153 Followers.

faizii_x_ — underscore bhi, x bhi. Bermuda Triangle ki tarah — curious karta hai, milta kuch nahi. 😂

Mystery Mode

💙

FAIZII 💙 janu

"One women guy" bhi claim kiya aur "janu" bhi public status pe. Bhai ye CV hai ya Tinder bio? 😭

Romantico

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Mirror Confidence

Jo banda gray shalwar mein b&w photoshoot kare aur confident ho — honestly hum sab chahte hain ye energy. Respect + roast. 🙏

Respect bhi Hai

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Britney Manson

Britney Spears + Marilyn Manson + Fashion = Faizi's playlist. Honestly chahe hum mazaq udaayein — ye toh sunnay wali lagti hai. 💀

Genre Inventor

💛 Dil Ki Baat

Happy Birthday Faizi! 🎂

Roast kiya, mazaq udaya, thoda jala bhi diya — isliye ke tu khas hai. Teri gray outfit, teri 1 Instagram post, tera dramatic angle — sab iconic hai.

Jee taa reh bhai. Aur please doosri post daal dena kabhi. 🎉🔥